I’m Shocked! Shocked I Say!

Tuesday 16 November 2010 - Filed under Uncategorized

Gee. I could NEVER have guessed that the new “enhanced” pat down searches done by the TSA as standard operating procedure would lead here.

She patted my left arm, my right arm, my upper back and my lower back. She then said, “I need to reach in and feel along the inside of your waistband.”

She felt along my waistline, moved behind me, then proceeded to feel both of my buttocks. She reached from behind in the middle of my buttocks towards my vagina area.

She did not tell me that she was going to touch my buttocks, or reach forward to my vagina area.

She then moved in front of my and touched the top and underneath portions of both of my breasts.

She did not tell me that she was going to touch my breasts.

She then felt around my waist. She then moved to the bottoms of my legs.

She then felt my inner thighs and my vagina area, touching both of my labia.

She did not tell me that she was going to touch my vagina area or my labia.

Anyone other than a government fucktard who would do this would be arrested for sexual assault. Government does NOT have the right to sexually assault people for our “safety”.

Fuck the TSA. And fuck these new searches.

2010-11-16  »  madlibertarianguy