Hey, GOP fucktards! Haven’t I been hearing you lather on your small government sauce for the past 2 years? Or is the insistence that we arrest US citizens for committing drug “crimes” outside of the US, even in places where it isn’t a crime at all, so compelling that we should just forget about the […]

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CNBC: The UK’s tax collection agency is putting forth a proposal that all employers send employee paychecks to the government, after which the government would deduct what it deems as the appropriate tax and pay the employees by bank transfer. This is the inevitable destination of the socialist utopia. It’s pretty shitty to think that […]

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“This is a sign that we need more government intervention (despite the fact that we’re spending more on the “War on Poverty™” than ever before)” in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. Politicians don’t want to solve the poverty problem because they require poverty in order to continually increase the size and […]

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And people wonder why there is such a strong anti-government sentiment nationwide. WSBTV: DeKalb County is suing a local farmer for growing too many vegetables, but he said he will fight the charges in the ongoing battle neighbors call “Cabbagegate.” Fuck.

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Delaware Online concerning the nomination of Christine O’Donnell over the Republican establishment favorite Mike Castle: Castle said parts of the health care law make strides in improving access to medical care in a more cost-efficient manner. He said he would support repeal, but only if the bill was replaced with a Republican version that cuts […]

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Those who claim the “necessity” for many of our federal programs or else we face “TEH END OF DA WURLD” ought to remember these prescient observations: Just for instance, there was that war that Washington declared on poverty and that it is still fighting… and losing. But like all wars — hot, cold, or metaphorical […]

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We now have a fucking Asian Carp Czar. Seriously.

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The American Spectator: Obama, we were told, was more self-reflective, substituting Bush’s coyboy swagger for sober introspection, which would allow him to admit error. However, with his political standing continuing to erode, President Obama is demonstrating the same type of intransigence that he once criticized in Bush. Instead of acknowledging that the $862 billion economic […]

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You’re a little late to the party, guys.The Washington Post: “We have managed to acquire $13 trillion of debt on our balance sheet,” he fumed to a roomful of voters. “In my view, we have nothing to show for it.” And that was a Democrat, Sen. Michael Bennet of Colorado, who voted “yes” on the […]

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Nothing can go wrong here, right?

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