Wednesday 15 September 2010 - Filed under Dumbassery + election + Journalism

John Gruber of Daring Fireball:

Anti-Masturbation Candidate Wins Republican Senate Primary in Delaware

“The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can’t masturbate without lust!” You can’t make this shit up.

Praytell, John; is a candidate who’s neutral on masturbation better able to govern? Or does one need be pro-masturbation? Because, truth be told, I’m having a difficult time deciphering how one’s view of rubbing one out has anyfuckingthing at all to do with governance.

Stick to the Mac. You suck at politics.

2010-09-15  »  madlibertarianguy


  1. Anna!
    15 September 2010 @ 7:08 am

    Evidently, my dear mad libertarian guy, if you buff the bishop or polish the pope, you bring religion into government… and that will not do at all, with the whole separation of church and state thing.

    Also, you cannot forgive the hotbox topic of any and all elections: Abortion.

    Perhaps John subscribes to the idea that life begins not at conception, but at pre-conception, and therefore a simple game of pocket pool is nothing but a case of simple infanticide.

    Or he’s a just a ‘tard.